The internet is a wonderful thing; today I learnt that some hairdresser in London is charging £55 a pop to smear their clients’heads in bull’s sperm.

It resulted in Dodgy Crack!

It’s a Neville and Ron thing with a nod to Billville and Ron/Hermione all coming in at around 600 words of stupid. Oh and I’ve had no sleep for over 32 hours so you have ( Read more... )